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I Don’t Want to Sleep Like a Baby – Women’s Statement T-Shirt
Whoever said “sleep like a baby” clearly never met one at 3 a.m. If tossing, turning, random cries, and mysterious wake-ups are part of the deal—no thanks. This tee is for the women who crave deep, uninterrupted, adult-level sleep… the kind where you wake up in the same position you fell asleep in.
Soft, comfy, and full of side-eye humor, it’s perfect for moms, night owls, or anyone who’s been sold the myth of peaceful baby sleep. Whether you’re running on caffeine, catching five hours (if you're lucky), or just surviving the bedtime circus, this shirt says what every tired woman is thinking.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Buttery Soft Fabric – Because comfort is the one kind of rest you can control
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Easy to throw on during bedtime routines or 6 a.m. wake-ups
✔️ Relatable Print That Speaks Volumes – No explanation needed for fellow sleep-deprived souls
✔️ Versatile Style – Pair it with joggers, jeans, or pajamas you never quite get to wear to bed
For the women who know baby sleep isn’t all it’s cracked up to be—this tee is your new favorite truth bomb.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |