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Welcome each day with a blend of honesty and humor in our "I’m Awake But My Give A Shit Is Asleep" T-shirt. This piece perfectly captures those mornings when your body clocks in but your motivation decidedly checks out. It's not just a T-shirt; it's a humorous nod to the universal struggle of getting through the day when your enthusiasm is still tucked in bed.
Made from the softest fabric, this tee is designed for comfort during those less-than-energetic days. Its relaxed fit is ideal for a casual coffee run, a laid-back office day, or just lounging at home, embodying the laid-back vibe of someone who's physically present but mentally on pause. The breathable material ensures you stay cool, regardless of how heated the day gets.
Sport this T-shirt as a playful acknowledgment of your human moments. It's the perfect way to say, "I’m here, but let's keep the expectations realistic," making it ideal for anyone who approaches life with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of realism.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |